Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Steve Jobs and the One Ring

Developers: If you ask it of us, we will give you the One Ring.

Steve Jobs: You offer it to me freely? I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this.

[starts to grow dark]

Steve Jobs: In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!

[takes the ring]

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